I don't wanna do anything.
WAYNE 'MAD DOG' DOBIE: Good. That's okay.
GLORY: You're a sweet man you know that?
WAYNE 'MAD DOG' DOBIE: Hey, no kiddin'. If you don't wanna do it... it's, it's okay.
Uma Thurman as Glory: Open your lips.
Robert De Niro as Wayne Dobie: I know how to kiss.
WAYNE 'MAD DOG' DOBIE: You know, I oughta... I should do some sit-ups.
GLORY: Right now?
WAYNE 'MAD DOG' DOBIE: No, I mean, you know, in general.
GLORY: Are you my hero? Are you my man? You're a sweet man.
WAYNE 'MAD DOG' DOBIE: Watch out for next time.
GLORY: Fair enough.
WAYNE 'MAD DOG' DOBIE: I haven't made love in two years.
GLORY: Made love. I like that. You talk like someone out of the Round Table days. Sir Lancelot. Galahad.
GLORY: Acting. Like everybody and his cousin. I gave walking tours to make the rent some but then I got into tending bar because it paid better. Open up my days for more classes, auditions. You ask a bartender or a waiter around here "What do you do?" They say, "I'm an actor, I'm a singer, I'm a student, I'm a writer." After a couple years, you have to be honest with yourself. I'm a bartender. A waiter. Waitress. Life is what happens to you while you're waiting for your ship to come in.