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from 1997 movie with Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, Helen Hunt as Carol Connelly, and more...
 
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MELVIN UDALL: I've got a compliment for you. CAROL CONNELLY: You know what? MELVIN UDALL: Let me talk. I might be the only person on the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I'm the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing you do, in how you are with Spencer, Spence. And in every single thought you have, you almost always mean something that's about being straight or good. I think most people miss that about you. I think most people miss that about you and I watch wondering how they can watch you bring them food and clear their table and never get that they have just met the greatest woman alive... And the fact that I get it makes me feel good... about me! Is that something that it's bad for you to be around? CAROL CONNELLY: No. MELVIN UDALL: I'm going to grab you? I didn't mean for that to be a question. I'm going to grab you. MELVIN UDALL: I know I can do better than that. CAROL CONNELLY: Better. Definitely better.
  As Good As It Gets picture with Helen Hunt and Jack Nicholson
As Good As It Gets picture with Helen Hunt and Jack Nicholson
 
Do you realize that I work at home
Do you realize that I work at home
  MELVIN UDALL: So never, never again interrupt me. Okay? I mean, never. Not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's... Not for anything. Do you get me...
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  It's not your table
It's not your table
  CAROL CONNELLY: ... he says, "I promise not to get a cough." MOTHER AT TABLE: Isn't that sweet? CAROL CONNELLY: A little blond angel. WOMAN AT TABLE: I said: You love me the way you love your remote control. As long as...
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Give yourself a little pep talk
Give yourself a little pep talk
  CAROL CONNELLY: An ear infection, anything, can send us to the emergency room, maybe five, six times a month, where I get whatever nine-year-old they just made a doctor. Nice chatting...
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  Look at that dog
Look at that dog
  MELVIN UDALL: It's a beautiful day for our walk. Look at that dog. I've got to give you something real good. I'm going to show it to you. Don't be like me. Stay as you are. You're perfect. I'll get you something...
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Do you know how hard it is
Do you know how hard it is
  DR. GREEN: No, we're not doing this now. MELVIN UDALL: I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should. DR. GREEN: No. Nope. MELVIN UDALL: What if this is as good as it gets?
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  How do you write women so well
How do you write women so well
  MELVIN UDALL: Good, nice, thrilled, exciting. You don't have to wait with me. RECEPTIONIST: I can't resist. You usually move through here so quickly and...
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Tests need to do
Tests need to do
  CAROL CONNELLY: Can we get you anything else? Do you want some watter or coffee... couple of female slaves? DR. MARTIN BETTES: That's good...
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  You'll see a trick
You'll see a trick
  SIMON BISHOP: Please, just leave. MELVIN UDALL: What happened with your queer party friends? SIMON BISHOP: Get out of here! There's thing worse than...
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A thank-you note
A thank-you note
  MELVIN UDALL: Really nice. Shouldn't that be a good thing... telling someone, "no thanks required"? FRANK SACHS: Sure... I'm as concerned about Simon as you are...
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  Some of us have great stories
Some of us have great stories
  MELVIN UDALL: Everybody gets their own cage? VETERINARIAN: Certainly. MELVIN UDALL: Put him in with that one, not that one. Builds his...
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A compliment for you
A compliment for you
  MELVIN UDALL: The minute someone gets that they need you they threaten to walk out. CAROL CONNELLY: A compliment is something nice about...
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  Did you have sex with her
Did you have sex with her
  CAROL CONNELLY: Can you believe, in our little mix you're the good roommate? SIMON BISHOP: Good night. CAROL CONNELLY: Good...
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You know who you want
You know who you want
  SIMON BISHOP: I would take your seat any day. Do something about. Go over there. Now. Tonight. It's not always good to let things calm down...
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  Boyfriend that like warm rolls
Boyfriend that like warm rolls
  MELVIN UDALL: That's overstating. I'd rather be sitting inside so I don't get my feet in the gutter. CAROL CONNELLY: Stop. Why can't I just have a...
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