Pinocchio, it's me, your old friend Jiminy, remember?
PINOCCHIO: Jiminy! Gee, I'm glad to see ya!
JIMINY CRICKET: Pinocchio! What's happened? What did he do to ya?
PINOCCHIO: Oh, he was mad. He said he was gonna push my face in everybody's eye. Yeah? And just 'cause I'm a gold brick, he-he's gonna chop me into firewood!
JIMINY CRICKET: Oh, is that so? Now, don't you worry, son. I'll have you out of here in no time at all. Why, this is eh, just as easy as rollin' off a Kind of rusty. Needs a little oil! Needs a little oil, needs a little oil, a little oil. That's what I said. Must be one of the old models.
PINOCCHIO: You mean, you can't open it?
JIMINY CRICKET: Yeah. Looks pretty hopeless.
It'll take a miracle to get us out of here.
GEPPETTO: Pinocchio! Pinocchio! Pinocch
JIMINY CRICKET: A fine conscience I turned out to be.
PINOCCHIO: I should've listened to you, Jiminy.
JIMINY CRICKET: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have walked out on you.
PINOCCHIO: Guess I'll never see my father again.
JIMINY CRICKET: Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse. Be cheerful, like me. Aw, take it easy, son. Come on, blow. Thatta boy. Oh, well, it stopped raining anyway. Hey, that star again! Uh, the lady, the... Ooh! The fairy!
PINOCCHIO: What'll she say? What'll I tell her?
JIMINY CRICKET: You might tell her the truth.
BLUE FAIRY: Why, Pinocchio.
PINOCCHIO: Uh, eh, hello!
BLUE FAIRY: Sir Jiminy!
JIMINY CRICKET: Well! Uh, this is a a pleasant surprise. Ha-ha.
BLUE FAIRY: Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?
PINOCCHIO: School? Well, I
JIMINY CRICKET: Go ahead, tell her.
PINOCCHIO: I was going to school 'til I met somebody.
BLUE FAIRY: Met somebody?
PINOCCHIO: Yeah. Uh, two big monsters... with big green eyes! Why, I.
BLUE FAIRY: Monsters? Weren't you afraid?
PINOCCHIO: No, ma'am. But they tied me in a big sack.
BLUE FAIRY: You don't say! And where was Sir Jiminy?
PINOCCHIO: Eh, huh? Oh,Jiminy?
JIMINY CRICKET: Hey, psst! Leave me outta this.
PINOCCHIO: They put him in a little sack.
JIMINY CRICKET: No!
BLUE FAIRY: How did you escape?
PINOCCHIO: I didn't. They chopped me into firewood. Oh! Oh, look! My nose! What's happened?
Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth,
JIMINY CRICKET: "Perhaps"?
PINOCCHIO: Oh, but I have, every single word. Oh, please help me! I'm awful sorry.
BLUE FAIRY: You see, Pinocchio,
a lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.
JIMINY CRICKET: She's right, Pinoke. You better come clean.
I'll never lie again.
Honest, I won't.
JIMINY CRICKET: Please, Your Honor... Uh, uh, I mean, Miss Fairy. Give him another chance, for my sake. Will ya, huh?
BLUE FAIRY: I'll forgive you this once. But remember, a boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.
PINOCCHIO: We'll be good, won't we? We'll be good, won't we? Very well.
BLUE FAIRY: But this is the last time I can help you. Gee, look,Jiminy, my nose!
JIMINY CRICKET: Hey, we're free! Come on, Pinoke!
STROMBOLI: I buy a new suit and I swing-a the cane I eat-a the fish and I drink-a champagne I got no strings on me...
JIMINY CRICKET: Toodle-ooo, Stromboli.
PINOCCHIO: Goodbye, Mr Strombo...
JIMINY CRICKET: Shh! Quiet! Let's get outta here before something else happens.
HONEST JOHN: And the dummy fell for it... hook, line and sinker! And
he still thinks we're his friends.
And did Stromboli pay plenty! That shows you how low Honest John will stoop, eh, Giddy? Now, uh, coachman, what's your proposition?
how would you blokes like to make some real money?
HONEST JOHN: Well! And who do we have to, eh...
COACHMAN: No, no! Nothing like that. You see
I'm collecting stupid little boys.
HONEST JOHN: Stupid little boys?
COACHMAN: You know, the disobedient ones what play hooky from school.
HONEST JOHN: Oh!
COACHMAN: And you see.
HONEST JOHN: Yes. Oh!
COACHMAN: ... and I takes them to Pleasure Island!
HONEST JOHN: Ah, Pleasure Island. Pleasure Island? But the law, suppose they.
COACHMAN: No, no. There is no risk. They never come back... as boys! Now, I've got a coach load leaving at midnight. We'll meet at the crossroads, and no double-crossing!
HONEST JOHN: No, sir.
COACHMAN: Scout around, and any good prospects you find, bring them to me.
HONEST JOHN: Yes, Chief.
COACHMAN: I'll pay you well. I got plenty of gold.
PINOCCHIO: No, sir, nothing can stop me now. I'll make good this time.
JIMINY CRICKET: You'd better.
PINOCCHIO: I will. I'm going to
be an actor
LAMPWICK: My name's Lampwick. What's yours?
LAMPWICK: Ever been to Pleasure Island?
PINOCCHIO: Uh-uh, but Mr Honest John gave me
LAMPWICK: Me neither, but they say it's a swell joint. No school, no cops. You can tear the joint apart, and nobody says a word.
PINOCCHIO: Honest John gave me
LAMPWICK: Loaf around, plenty to eat, plenty to drink. And it's all free!
PINOCCHIO: Honest John
LAMPWICK: Boy, that's the place. I can hardly wait!
CLOWN: Right here, boys! Right here! Get your cake, pie, dill pickles and ice cream. Eat all you can. Be a glutton. Stuff yourselves. It's all free, boys. It's all free. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! The Rough House. The Rough House. It's the roughest, toughest joint ya ever seen. Come in and pick a fight, boys.
LAMPWICK: Oh, boy, a scrap! Come on, let's go in and poke somebody in the nose.
LAMPWICK: Ah, just for the fun of it.
PINOCCHIO: Okay, Lampy.
LAMPWICK: Tobacco Road. Tobacco Road. Get your cigars, cigarettes and chewin' tobacco. Come in and smoke your heads off. There's nobody here to stop you.
JIMINY CRICKET: Pinocchio!