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Festival of Fools

video quotes from The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) with Quasimodo, Victor, Hugo, Laverne
 
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QUASIMODO: It will be fun with jugglers and music and dancing. Go on. Nobody wants to be cooped up here forever. HUGO: Oh, man! I thought he'd never leave. I'll be spittin' feathers for a week. VICTOR: Well, that's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open. HUGO: Go scare a nun. Hey, Quasi, what's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging? VICTOR: A festival. HUGO: You mean a Feast of FoolsYou mean a Feast of Fools? QUASIMODO:Uh! HUGO: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese. VICTOR: It is a treat to watch the colorful pageantry of the simple peasant folk. HUGO: Boy, nothin' like balcony seats for watching the ol' Festival of Fools. QUASIMODO: Yeah, watchin'. HUGO: Oh, look. A mime. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What gives? VICTOR: Aren't you going to watch the festival with usAren't you going to watch the festival with us? HUGO: I don't get it. VICTOR: Perhaps he's sick. LAVERNE: Impossible. If 20 years of listenin' to you two hasn't made him sick by now, nothin' will. VICTOR: Watching the Festival of Fools has always been the highlight of the year for Quasimodo. LAVERNE: What good is watchin' the party if you never get to go? Here, get away from me! Go on, ya bunch of buzzards! He's not made of stone, like us. Quasi, what's wrong? You want to tell ol' Laverne all about it? QUASIMODO: I just don't feel like watching the festival, that's all. LAVERNE: Well, did ya ever think of goin' there instead? QUASIMODO: Sure. But I'd never fit in out there. I'm not normal. LAVERNE: Oh, Quasi, Quasi, Quasi. Do ya mind? I would like to have a moment with the boy, if it's all right with you! HUGO: Hey, quit beatin' around the bell tower. What do we gotta do, paint ya a fresco? VICTOR: As your friends and guardians, we insist you attend the festival. QUASIMODO: Me? HUGO: No, the pope. Of course, you! VICTOR: It would be a veritable potpourri of educational experienceIt would be a veritable potpourri of educational experience. HUGO: Wine, women and song. VICTOR: You can learn to identify various regional cheeses. HUGO: Bobbin' for snails. VICTOR: Study indigenous folk music. HUGO: Playin' dunk the monk! LAVERNE: Quasi, take it from an old spectator. Life's not a spectator sport. If watchin' is all you're gonna do, then you're gonna watch your life go by without ya. HUGO: Yeah, you're human, with the flesh and the hair and the navel lint. We're just part of the architecture. Right, Victor? VICTOR: Yet, if you kick us, will we not flake? If you moisten us, do we not grow moss? LAVERNE: Quasi, just grab a fresh tunic and a clean pair of hose, and... QUASIMODO: Thanks for the encouragement. But you're all forgetting one big thing. GARGOYLES: What? QUASIMODO: My master, Frollo. GARGOYLES: Oh. VICTOR: Yeah. Oh, dear, yes. Well, when he says you're forbidden from ever leaving the bell tower, does he mean ever, ever? QUASIMODO: Never ever. And he hates the Feast of Fools.

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