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DORY: Well, hi!
BRUCE: Name's Bruce. It's all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right? So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh?
MARLIN: Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.
BRUCE: Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm havin'?
DORY: You mean like a party?
BRUCE: Yeah, yeah, that's right, a party! What do you say?
DORY: Ooh, I love parties! Parties are fun!
MARLIN: Parties are fun, and it's tempting but...
BRUCE: Oh, come on, I insist.
MARLIN: Okay, that's all that matters.
DORY: Hey, look... balloons! It is a party!
BRUCE: Ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
BRUCE: Anchor! Chum!
ANCHOR: There you are, Bruce, finally!
BRUCE: We got company.
ANCHOR: It's about time, mate.
CHUM: We've already gone through all the snacks and I'm still starvin'!
ANCHOR: We almost had a feeding frenzy.
CHUM: Come on, let's get this over with.
BRUCE: Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge...
BRUCE, ANCHOR, CHUM:
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine.
If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
ANCHOR: Except stinkin' dolphins.
CHUM: Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're sooo cute! Hey, look at me. I'm a flippin little dolphin! Let me flip for 'ya! Ain't I a somethin'!
BRUCE: Right, then. Today's meeting is step 5, "Bring a fish friend". Now do you all have your friends?
ANCHOR: Got mine.
DORY: Hey there!
BRUCE: How 'bout you, Chum?
CHUM: Oh, um, I seem to have misplaced my uh, friend.
BRUCE: That's all right, Chum.
I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself to one of my friends.
CHUM: Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
BRUCE: I'll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Bruce.
ANCHOR, CHUM: Hello, Bruce.
BRUCE: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
CHUM: You're an inspiration to all of us.
BRUCE: Right, then. Who's next?
DORY: Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
BRUCE: Yes, the little Sheila down the front.
BRUCE: Come on up here.
DORY: Hi. I'm Dory.
BRUCE, ANCHOR, CHUM: Hello, Dory.
DORY: And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
CHUM: Hey, that's incredible.
BRUCE: Good on 'ya, mate!
DORY: Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.
BRUCE: All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?
MARLIN: Me? I don't have a problem.
BRUCE: Oh. Okay...
BRUCE, ANCHOR, CHUM: Denial.
BRUCE: Just start with your name.
MARLIN: Okay. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish.
CHUM: A clownfish? Really?!
BRUCE: Go on, tell us a joke!
CHUM: Ooh! I love jokes!
MARLIN: Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
CHUM: Nemo! Ha ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it.
BRUCE: For a clownfish, he's not that funny.
MARLIN: No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.
DORY: Oh my, you poor fish.
CHUM: Humans. Think they own everything.
ANCHOR: Probably American.
BRUCE: Now there is a father looking for his little boy.
MARLIN: Ugh! What do these markings mean?
BRUCE: I never knew my father!
CHUM: Aw, come here.
ANCHOR: Group hug.
CHUM: We're all mates here, mate.
MARLIN: I can't read human.
DORY: Well then we gotta find a fish who can read this. Hey, look. Sharks!
MARLIN: No, no, no, Dory!
DORY: Guys, guys!
MARLIN: No, Dory!
DORY: That's mine! Give it to me! Gimme! Oww!
MARLIN: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?
DORY: Ow, ow, ow.
MARLIN: I'm so sorry.
DORY: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
DORY: Ow, ow, ow.
BRUCE: Dory, are you okay? Oohh, that's good.
ANCHOR, CHUM: Intervention!
BRUCE: Just a bite!
ANCHOR: Hold it together, mate!
Remember Bruce, fish are friends not food!
MARLIN: Dory, look out!
BRUCE: I'm havin' fish tonight!
CHUM: Remember the steps, mate!
BRUCE: Just one bite!
MARLIN, DORY: Aaaah!
MARLIN: There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape!
DORY: Who is it?
MARLIN: Dory, help me find a way out!
DORY: Sorry, you'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape.
MARLIN: There's gotta be a way out!
DORY: Look, here's something! 'ESSS-CA-PE'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'.
MARLIN: Let's go!
BRUCE: Here's Brucey!
MARLIN: Wait a minute... you can read?!
DORY: I can read? That's right, I can read!
MARLIN: Well, then here. Read this now!
ANCHOR: He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
CHUM: Don't fall off the wagon!
MARLIN: Oh no, it's blocked!
ANCHOR: No, Bruce. Focus!
CHUM: Sorry about this, mate!
ANCHOR: He's really a nice guy!
MARLIN: I need to get that mask!
DORY: You want that mask? Okay.
MARLIN: No, no, no, no, no, no!
MARLIN: Quick grab the mask!
ANCHOR: Oh no. Bruce?
BRUCE: What? Swim away! Swim away!
DORY: Aw, is the party over?
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