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DEB: Is he doing okay?
GURGLE: I don't know, but whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...
NEMO: It's okay, I know who you're talking about.
NEMO: Gill? Gill?
GILL: Hey, Sharkbait.
NEMO: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the...
GILL: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean. I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.
NIGEL: All right! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
DR. PHILIP SHERMAN: What the?
PATIENT: Aaaaaaah! Oooooh...
DR. PHILIP SHERMAN: Well, uh, that's one way to pull a tooth. He he he he he! Huh, darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, prime minister? He he he he!
NIGEL: Hey, hey. Psst!
PEACH: Oh, Nigel. You just missed an extraction.
NIGEL: Ooh! Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet... oh, what I'm talkin' about? Nemo! Where's Nemo? I gotta speak with him.
NEMO: What? What is it?
Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean looking for you.
NEMO: My father? Really?
NIGEL: Oh yeah. He's travelled hundreds of miles. He's been battling sharks and jellyfish and all sorts of...
NEMO: Sharks? That can't be him.
NIGEL: Are you sure? What was his name? Some sort of sportfish or something: tuna, uh, trout...
NIGEL: That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.
NEMO: It's my dad! He took on a shark!
NIGEL: I heard he took on three.
DEB, BLOAT, GURGLE: Three?
GILL: Three sharks?
BLOAT: That's gotta be forty eight hundred teeth!
NIGEL: You see, kid, after you were taken by diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat you were on like a maniac.
NIGEL: He's swimming and he's swimming and he's giving it all he's got and then three gigantic sharks capture him and he blows them up! And then dives thousands of feet and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock and what does he get for a reward? He gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! And now he's riding with a bunch of sea turtles on the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way right now, to Sydney!
BLOAT: Wow! Ha ha ha!
DEB: Oh, what a good daddy!
GILL: He was lookin' for you after all, Sharkbait.
GURGLE: He's swimming to the filter!
BLOAT: Not again!
GURGLE: You've got your whole life ahead of you!
BLOAT: Oh no!
We'll help you, kid!
BLOAT: Gotta get him out!
DEB: Gimme that thing! Get him outta there!
GURGLE: Come on, kid! Grab the end!
BLOAT: Sharkbait! Are you okay?
GILL: Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Nemo! Can you hear me?
NEMO: Yeah, I can hear you.
GILL: Sharkbait, you did it!
GURGLE: Sharkbait, you're covered with germs! Aah!
GILL: That took guts, kid. All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques!
GILL: No cleaning.
JACQUES: I shall resist.
GILL: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it.
GILL: Good work.
NEMO: Ha ha ha ha!
CRUSH: All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!
MARLIN: Where? I don't see it!
DORY: Right there! I see it! I see it!
MARLIN: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
CRUSH: That's it, dude!
MARLIN: Of course it is.
CRUSH: Okay, first: find your exit buddy! Do you have your exit buddy?
CRUSH: Okay, Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique!
SQUIRT: Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall! There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it and punch it!
MARLIN: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute! But I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again!
CRUSH: Okay, Jellyman! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
MARLIN, DORY: Aaaaah! Weeee!
MARLIN: Ha ha ha! That was... fun! Ha ha! I actually enjoyed that!
DORY: Hey, look! Turtles!
CRUSH: Ha ha! Most excellent! Now,
turn your fishy tails around and swim straight on through to Sydney!
No worries, man!
MARLIN: No worries! Thank you, dude Crush!
TURTLE KIDS: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
CRUSH: You tell your little dude I said 'hi', okay?
SQUIRT: See you later, dudes!
DORY: Bye, everyone!
MARLIN: Oh, Nemo would've loved this. Hey, ooh! Hey, Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?
CRUSH: Hundred and fifty, dude! And still young! Rock on!
MARLIN: Hundred and fifty! Hundred and fifty, I gotta remember that.
DORY: Whoa. We goin' in there?
DORY: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
MARLIN: Yup. We're gonna just swim straight.
DORY: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
MARLIN: Dory? Boy, this is taking a while.
how about we play a game?
DORY: Uh, okay. I'm thinking of something, uh, orange. And it's small...
MARLIN: It's me.
DORY: Right. Okay...
DORY: ...orange, and uh, small...
MARLIN: It's me.
DORY: All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants.
DORY: ...orange and small, and white stripes...
MARLIN: Me. And the next one's just a guess, me.
DORY: Okay, that's just scary.
MARLIN: Wait, I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it before and that means we're going in circles and that means we're not going straight!
DORY: Hey. Hey!
MARLIN: We gotta get to the surface, come on! Let's figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me! What?
DORY: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. Now, let's ask somebody for directions.
MARLIN: Oh, fine. Who do you wanna ask, the speck? There's nobody here!
DORY: Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here. Let's see... okay, no one there. Uhh, nope. Nada. There's somebody. Hey! Excuse...
MARLIN: Dory! Dory! Dory! Okay, now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. And if we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones!
DORY: What is it with men and asking for directions?
MARLIN: Look, I don't wanna play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the 'Let's Not Die' card.
DORY: You wanna get outta here, don't you?
MARLIN: Of course, I do.
DORY: Well then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Hmm? Come on, trust me on this.
MARLIN: All right.
DORY: Excuse me! Woohoo! Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude, say "hi".
DORY: His son Bingo...
DORY: ...Nemo, was taken to, uh...
DORY: Sydney. Yes. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can. So can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
MARLIN: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
DORY: Oh. Oh, oh, big fella. Big fe... whale. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale.
MARLIN: Uh, Dory... what're you doing?
DORY: To find...
MARLIN: What're you doing?
DORY: His son...
Are you sure you speak whale?
DORY: Can you give us directions too...
MARLIN: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
DORY: Come back!
MARLIN: He's not coming back. You offended him.
DORY: Maybe a different dialect. Mooo!
MARLIN: Dory. Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like upset stomach.
DORY: Maybe I should try humpback.
MARLIN: No, don't try humpback. Okay, you actually sound sick.
DORY: Maybe louder, huh?
MARLIN: Don't do that!
DORY: Too much orca. Didn't it sound a little orca-ish?
MARLIN: It doesn't sound orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
MARLIN: It's just as well, he might be hungry.
DORY: Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill.
KRILL: Swim away!
DORY: Oh, look.
Krill. MARLIN: Move, Dory!
Move! DORY: Ah!
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