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you're mad or scared of something.
It can't be all about that, or what's life for? I know
I act like I'm the original tough guy,
but that's 'cause I'm scared, too.
PROFESSOR SCREWEYES: No.
CECILIA: Let no bad happen.
LOUIE: But you, you are the original tough guy. Rex, you've got nothing to prove. You're a giant. Don't be a midget bully boy for these yahoos. Put him down, Rex. Rex. That means king. Be a king, Rex. Put the guy down. Don't be a stiff. Don't be just another slob spoiling the way the world could be. Please, please! Put him down. Please. Way to go, Rex!
VORB: Okay, men. Fire when ready. Incoming! Let's fly. Fire in the hole! The whole sumo! Well done, gentlemen. Good work.
CAPTAIN NEWEYES: Brother.
I should've known you were behind this.
CAPTAIN NEWEYES: You'd already lost by the time I'd arrived. This boy had beaten you. I heard your wish on my wish radio. Very good. Let no bad happen. Couldn't agree more.
LOUIE: You all right, Rex?
REX: Did I do anything bad?
LOUIE: No, you were great.
CECILIA: You were great, too, Louie.
LOUIE: Don't do that.
CECILIA: why not?
LOUIE: It's embarrassing.
You kissing me and everything it's unmanly,
just. That is what it is.
CECILIA: You know, you're right.
LOUIE: I am?
CECILIA: Well, yes. If anybody's kissing anybody, you should be kissing me.
LOUIE: I should?
CECILIA: Most definitely.
ELSA: I've been meaning to talk to you, Rex.
REX: About what, Elsa?
ELSA: The way you look at me, it makes me want to lay an egg.
VORB: Captain Neweyes, it's time to go.
CAPTAIN NEWEYES: Okay, everybody, on board.
I've got a surprise for you.
STUBBS: Good night, folks. Good night, Louie.
LOUIE: Good night, Stubbs.
PROFESSOR SCREWEYES: Hey, Stubbs, where do you think you're going? Get back here.
STUBBS: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I quit! I quit. I resign. Get this completely in your ear. I am profoundly out of here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry-cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes clean! But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quitski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! Keep my last check, buddy! Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, his backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken. You can't even get these anymore. My lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard! So long! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! And by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and
they're laughing, let me explain it to you: that's comedy!
CAPTAIN NEWEYES: Will you change your ways and come with me?
PROFESSOR SCREWEYES: Never.
CAPTAIN NEWEYES: Then we must go.
PROFESSOR SCREWEYES: Brother, brother, wait. when I am alone, when I have no one to scare, I get very frightened myself. The crows could...
DR.JULIET: I'm coming. I'm coming. I'll be there in a moment. Welcome, Welcome. You've taken so long, I almost gave up. But the good Captain explained. You've had so many adventures. well, you must be tired after such doings. I'm sure you'll sleep well tonight. Have your dreams of this beautiful world, and tomorrow,
you'll begin to fulfill the wishes of many children.
We'll make believe you're statues. The adults will wait outside as you reveal the miracle of yourselves to the young. It'll be very good. It'll be very good, indeed.
DR.JULIET: Thank you. Thank you. I'll take them from here, please. Come on, children, this way.
CHILDREN: Wow. Cool. Cool.
All right, gang, go for it.
WOOG: My name is Woog. What's yours?
CHILDREN: Wow. Look. wow.
ELSA: Hello, I'm Elsa.
DWEEB: Hi, there. My name is Dweeb.
REX: And I'm Rex.
MAX: Hi, I'm Max.
REX: Hi, Max. So, this'll be our little secret, okay?
NICK: My name's Nick.
FRANK: I'm Frank.
DR.JULIET: Delightful. Really, just a recipe for delightful.
CAPTAIN NEWEYES: And that's the way it is.
REX: And that's what happened, Buster. The dinosaurs are still at the museum.
BUSTER: What about the kids?
REX: Oh, Louie and Cecilia are quite the little couple now. And they made up with their parents. Good night, little tough guy. Remember my story.
CHICKS: Mama's little birdie. Mama's little birdie.
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7 will show up
8 original tough guy