Quotes from You've Got Mail film 5
Because it is Kathleen Kelly. What are you going to do? Nothing. You're going to let her wait all night? That's exactly what I'm going to do. Good night. I'll see you in the morning. Do you mind if I borrow this chair? Yes, I mind. Sorry. I'm expecting someone. Would you like another tea? Yes. Thank you. This is a coincidence. Would you mind if I sat down? Yes, I would, actually. I'm expecting someone. Pride and Prejudice. Do you mind? I bet you read that book every year. I bet you just love that Mr. Darcy. Can I get you something? He's not staying. Mochaccino decaf, nonfat. You are not staying! I'll stay until your friend gets here. Is he late? The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She is a great and complex character. Not that you would know. As a matter of fact, I've read it. Good for you. You'd discover a lot if you really knew me. I know what I'd find. Instead of a brain, a cash register. Instead of a heart, a bottom line. What? I just had a breakthrough. What is it? For the first time, when confronted with a horrible person I knew what I wanted to say, and I said it. You have a gift for it. That's a perfect blend of poetry and meanness. Let me tell you about meanness. Don't misunderstand. I'm paying you a compliment. What are you doing? Is this a red rose? No, it's a crimson rose. Something you read in a book. It's funny to you, isn't it? Everything is a joke to you. Please leave, I beg you. Thank you. You did too. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You did too. I thought that Fox stuff was so charming. FOX. I didn't lie about it. Just call me Joe. Sure. As if you were a stupid 22 year old girl with no last name. Hi, I'm Kimberly. Hi, I'm Janice. It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses. Look. I am not a cocktail waitress. That's not what I meant. What I said about Price Club, that's not what I meant. You poor, sad multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you. I'll take a wild guess that's not him, either. So who is he, I wonder? Certainly not the world's greatest expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. But somebody else entirely different. Will you be mean to him too? No, I will not. The man who is coming here is completely unlike you. If he's not, he has a reason because there is not a cruel or careless bone in his body. I wouldn't expect you to understand. You, with your theme park, homogenize the world mochaccinoland. You think you're a benefactor bringing books to the masses. But no one will ever remember you. And maybe no one will remember me. You are nothing but a suit. That's my cue. Good night. So then the agent asks for $600,000 and I said to her: if you think I'm even going to talk about paying that kind of advance for an author whose last book is being used as trivets all over the world you are completely crazy. She was insulting, and the only thing pleasant about her was the way her hair fell across her forehead. Underneath that disagreeable exterior, she may be. A real bitch! Let's not talk about it. So? What happened? (Share this quotes with full scene movie lines)
So? I've been thinking about you. Last night I went to meet you, and you weren 't there. I wish I knew why. I felt so foolish. As I waited, someone else showed up. A man who has made my professional life a misery. And an amazing thing happened. I was able, for the first time to say the exact thing I wanted to say at the exact moment I wanted to say it. And of course, afterwards I felt terrible just as you said I would. I was cruel, and I'm never cruel. Though I hardly believe what I said mattered to this man. To him, I am just a bug to be crushed. But what if it did? No matter what he's done to me, there is no excuse for my behavior. Anyway I so wanted to talk to you. I hope you have a reason for not coming. You don 't seem like the kind of person who 'd do that. The thing about this form of communication is you're likely to talk about nothing. Goodbye. I am in Vancouver. I was stuck in a meeting which I couldn't get out of and the electricity went out. And we were trapped on the 38th floor. And the telephone system blew too. Amazingly enough.