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with Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, Helen Hunt as Carol Connelly, Greg Kinnear as Simon Bishop
CAROL CONNELLY: Here's a little suitcase. Shocked that it's being used. There's no way to pack for this trip.
MELVIN UDALL: You're still coming, aren't you?
CAROL CONNELLY: Yes. Melvin, exactly where are we going?
MELVIN UDALL: Just south of Baltimore. I know what you're going to say. I mean... I think I know. I'm not sure, but I think so.
CAROL CONNELLY: Should I bring something dressy? Will we be eating in restaurants that have dress codes?
MELVIN UDALL: Maybe ... Yes. Let's... Let's.
CAROL CONNELLY: Okay. What did you think I'd ask?
MELVIN UDALL: Whether crabs were in season now.
CAROL CONNELLY: Okay, then. Good night.
VETERINARIAN: Anything unusual in the dog's diet?
MELVIN UDALL: No. Everybody gets their own cage?
MELVIN UDALL: Put him in with that one, not that one. Builds his confidence.
CAROL CONNELLY: Lip kiss. I love you. I'll miss you. Real sensitive.
BEVERLY: Call when you're settled.
SPENCER: Have a good time.
CAROL CONNELLY: Don't run! Have fun, but don't run.
SIMON BISHOP: And he talked to me less and less. He knew what I was before I did. The morning I left for college he walked into my room. He held out his hand. And it was filled with money. A big sweaty wad of money. And he said, "I don't want you to ever come back." I just grabbed him and I hugged him. And he turned and walked out.
CAROL CONNELLY: We all have these terrible stories.
MELVIN UDALL: That's not true. Some of us have great stories... pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just not in this car. But a lots of people, that's their story, good times and noodle salad... and that's what makes it hard. Not that you had it bad but being that pissed that so many had it good.
CAROL CONNELLY: No! I don't think so.
SIMON BISHOP: Not it at all, really.
MELVIN UDALL: Not it at all? Let's go to the hotel. You'll see if you can get another wad of sweaty money out of his hand.
MELVIN UDALL: Can I ask you a personal question?
SIMON BISHOP: Sure.
MELVIN UDALL: You ever get an erection over a woman?
SIMON BISHOP: Wouldn't your life be easier? You consider your life easy?
MELVIN UDALL: I give you that one. Nice packing.
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