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with Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, Greg Kinnear as Simon Bishop, Cuba Gooding Jr. as Frank Sachs
MELVIN UDALL: "Love was ..." SIMON BISHOP: Mr. Udall, I'd like to speak to you. Let me do this by myself. MELVIN UDALL: "Love was ..." SIMON BISHOP: Are you in there? MELVIN UDALL: Son-of-a-bitch-pansy-assed-stool-pusher. Yes! SIMON BISHOP: This can wait. I found Verdell, Mr. Udall. MELVIN UDALL: Well ... That's a load off. SIMON BISHOP: Did you... do something to him? MELVIN UDALL: Do you realize that I work at home? SIMON BISHOP: No, I didn't. MELVIN UDALL: Do you like to be interrupt when you are danging around in your little garden? SIMON BISHOP: No... actually, I even shut the phone off and put a little piece of cardboard...
MELVIN UDALL: Well, I work all the time. So never, never again interrupt me. Okay? I mean, never. Not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that can only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint even then don't come knocking..., even then don't knock... not on this door. Not for anything. Do you get me, sweetheart?
SIMON BISHOP: Yes. It's not a subtle point that you are making.
MELVIN UDALL: Okay, then.
SIMON BISHOP: So the theory of confrontations is that now he'll think twice before messing with me?
MELVIN UDALL: "Love was ..." What was love? "Love was ... " Now I'm really pissed! Don't touch!
FRANK SACHS: Shut up! You may think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in Hell, homeboy. My grandmother had more attitude.
MELVIN UDALL: Police! Doughnut-munching morons! Help me! Assault! And you're black!
FRANK SACHS: I like Simon. I like him enough to batter you unrecognizable if you verbally abuse him or so much as touch his dog again. Meantime. I'll think of some way that you can make it up to him. I hate doing this! I'm an art dealer. Have a nice day. Party! Party!
    Like to speak to you
Like to speak to you
Do you realize that I work at home
Do you realize that I work at home
My grandmother had more attitude
My grandmother had more attitude
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